"Please, little brother? I know it’s been hard for you, seeing me get married and all, but you know that nobody fucks me like you do, right? Not even my husband. I love him, but I’m always going to need to get fucked by you. You understand, right? I’m going to be feeling the same thing when you get married to a lucky girl someday. Now stop pretending to mope and let me suck you off already. I know you’re hard. I can always tell."